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'''Antananarivo''' (AN-tan-AN-ah-REEV-oo) (City of a Thousand), also known as '''Tana''', is the capital of [[Madagascar]].
its a mother fuckin bad place just do yourself a favor dont go
==Get in==
Antananarivo is the main entry point for Madagascar and travel to the capital is covered in the main [[Madagascar]] page.
===By plane===
Ivato Airport is the Antananarivo's major airport and it is serviced by Air Austral, Air Mauritius, Interair South Africa, and Air Madagascar. Arrival at the Ivato A irport in Tana is fairly scary for those used to US or European airports.  First, you need to buy a visa using Euros or US dollars, and dealing with immigration folks, wherever they are, is always stressful.  Once you get past baggage claim, the fun really starts as you are descended upon by a mass of "entrepreneurs" offering assistance with your luggage to the waiting taxis, in return for a gratuity of course.  This may be helpful to some, but others may find the presence of the "Skycaps a la Tana" a little distracting as they try to change money at the airport bank (which you have to do, since the Madagascar Ariary is not a convertible currency).
==Get around==
There are three main methods of navigating the capital: taxi, bus and on foot.  Most tourists tend to use taxis as they are very practical. Make sure you agree the rate with the driver before entering the taxi.  Also, be aware that traffic tends to be heavy in Analakely (Antananrivo's center and busiest area) during typical rush hour times.  If you are comfortable being squeezed onto a van with other people, the buses, or 'taxi be', are the most affordable form of transportation, with prices usually ranging from 1,000 fmg to 2,000 fmg (Compared to 25,000 fmg or more for a typical taxi ride).  However, tourists are not usually familiar with taxi be routes.  While the city is quite large, Analakely is fairly navigable on foot.
There's no point being kind about this - there really is no tourist infrastructure to speak of in Antananarivo - for some folks that is part of the attraction!
* '''Rova''' (Queen's palace).  A cab ride (or very long walk) from the hotel district, but be warned that it has been severely fire damaged by suspected arson in the late 1990s, and only the stone shell remains, together with some outbuildings, statues and a Chapel (the latter rebuilt with American money).  In 2005 visitors were paying a small entry fee to a kiosk and then being semi-officially "hijacked" by native Tana guides (usually University students with good English or French) who give a good account of the Rova's features in return for a gratuity.
* '''Prime Minister's Palace'''  ,near the Rova.  In 2005, the situation here was even more uncertain, the Palace appeared to be closed, but a freelance guide let visitors in and gave a comprehensive account of the historical artifacts which were on show, again in return for a gratuity.
Go to the open air markets for all of the crafts.
* <eat name="La Table de Mariette" alt="" address="11 rue George-V-Faravohitra" directions="" phone="+ 261 20 22 216 02" email="" fax="" url="" hours="" price=""></eat>This is a good choice for high quality Malagasy food. More expensive than many other restaurants.
* <eat name="Hotel Colbert" alt="" address="29 Rue Prince Ratsimamanga" directions="" phone="+ 261 20-222-0202" email="[email protected]" fax="" url="" hours="" price=""></eat>
* '''Ile Bourbon'''. Reunionaise cuisine at
* <eat name="La Brasserie at the France Hotel" alt="" address="34 Ave de l'Independence" directions="" phone="" email="" fax="" url="" hours="" price=""></eat>Very good and inexpensive. Try the calamari.
*<eat name="Grill De Rova" alt="" address="Near Palace de Rova" directions="" phone="" url="" hours="" price="" lat="" long="">Small Menu. Great Zebu!</eat>
* <eat name="Ku de Ta" alt="" address="16 rue de la Reunion" directions="" phone="+ 261 20 22 281 54 " email="" fax="" url="" hours="" price=""></eat>A relatively new and a slick setting for excellent French influenced Malagasy food.
* <eat name="Cookie Soph" alt="" address="" directions="" phone="" email="" fax="" url="" hours="" price=""></eat>French and English is spoken here. Good cappucino, milkshakes, and bagels.
*Lots of bottled water (no tap water!) and Fanta in the glass bottles!
*THB (Three Horses Beer). Multi-awarded beer.
*Madagascar wine - variable but so much cheaper than the alternative (imported French wine).
*Bonbon Anglais - some version of the lemonade with a specific taste, similar to South American Inka Cola. Excellent if you mix it with a little bit of THB
*betsa-betsa - alcohol made from coconut water.  Stronger than beer but not quite as potent as hard liquor.
*Litchel (or Vin Litchi in French) - lychee wine.  Some brands are off-dry and quite nice, others are sickeningly sweet.
*<sleep name="Irianja Guest House" alt="" address="" directions="" phone="" url="" checkin="" checkout="" price="" lat="" long="">A Malagasy owned and managed hotel. Excellant value, 7 course Royal Traditional Malagasy Dinner, well appointed rooms. Very friendly.</sleep>
There are many cheaper hotels.and scrapas
*'''Radama Hotel''' [] A charming hotel in the heart of Antananarivo.
* '''Sakamanga''', [].  A good mid-range option.  Very popular, so book ahead.
*    Karibotel (boulevard independence) good alternative for Sakamange. More locals than tourists (€40,00 for double)
* '''La Ribaudière''', [].  A good mid-range option.  Very popular, good restaurant.
* '''Le Logis''', [].  Résidence Hôtel.  new
* '''Le Saint-Laurent''', []. Simple and cheap. Near historical monument.
The two best known accommodations in the capital are the Colbert (pronounced like the Comedy Central show!) and the Carlton (formerly Hilton).  However, in addition to being well known, these hotels are quite expensive, especially relative to other accommodations.
* '''Hotel Colbert''', [].  French run, and situated close to the government ministries.  Aid workers and French government folks will customarily stay there.  There are old and new wings, the old wing is certainly inferior to the Carlton, the new wing on a par or better.  The Colbert has a lovely spa, two restaurants and a coffee shop/patisserie.  The efficient and knowledgeable staff will help you navigate the challenges of the city.  140 rooms.
* '''Hotel Carlton''', [].  This hotel was formerly the Hilton Madagascar, and is now a member hotel within Summit Hotels & Resorts. It is not known whether the new affiliation has caused significant changes.  The Carlton boasts 2 restaurants, 2 bars and an internet cafe, some rooms have nice views of the lake, and it is near the football (meaning soccer) stadium.  170 rooms.
it is a bad place
so dont go or the children will eat you alive mother fuckin fagot ass pieces of shit its a fuckin bad ass place dont there are zombies there so dont go unless your a goth then feel free to go
==Get out==
There is a lot of hustle and bustle but not really much for the casual tourist to do, and you run the gauntlet of aggressive beggars if you frequent the central shopping area.  Also, due to the altitude, the capital is significantly colder than the coastal areas.  Probably sensible to allocate no more than a couple of days to Tana.
There are actually a number of things to do in Tana and, if you can see beyond the poverty, the city is really attractive and a photographers dream.  The architecture is a mix of French Countryside and Indonesia.  Rice paddies scattered all over the city add a brilliant green to the pastel terracotta of the buildings.  The market is wonderful offering many unique souvenirs and if you do not want to barter then try Lisy, a collection of shops with similar produce to the market at excellant prices.  The Lemur Park, 45 minutes out of Tana, is well worth a visit and for gourmets there are some surprisingly good restaurants. 
Travel out of the capital is by two modes: road or air.  Contrary to the main Madagascar article, as of 2005 there was no passenger rail service from the capital.  Road transport is by bus to limited destinations, taxi-brousse (shared taxi) to a variety of destinations or by car rental (usually with driver).  Although travel by taxi-brousse is guaranteed to try one's patience and sanity, there is quite possibly no better way to meet and interact with the locals and experience Madagascar as the Malagasy do.  Air travel is the recommended method, due to the poor state of many roads, and Antananarivo is the hub city for the national carrier Air Madagascar.  But of course air is more expensive.  Recommended next stops are [[Morondava]] and/or Nosy Be.
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Revision as of 15:43, 11 May 2010

its a mother fuckin bad place just do yourself a favor dont go