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'''Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch''' [http://llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.co.uk/] is a small town on the Island of [[Anglesey]], which is located off the northwest coast of [[North Wales]].
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'''Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch''' [http://llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.co.uk/] is a small town on the Island of [[Anglesey]] off the northwest coast of [[North Wales]].
  
 
==Understand==
 
==Understand==
''Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch'' (lan-vire-pool-guin-gith-go-ger-u-queern-drob-ooth-clandus-ilio-gogo-goch) is a Welsh word which translates roughly as ''"St Mary's Church in the Hollow of the White Hazel near a Rapid Whirlpool and the Church of St. Tysilio near the Red Cave"''.  The name was coined as a publicity gimmick in the 1860s by concatenating the names of ''Llanfairpwllgwyngyll'' ("St Mary's church in the hollow of the white hazel"), the nearby hamlet of ''Llantysilio Gogogoch'' ("the church of St Tysilio of the red cave"), and the ''chwyrn drobwll'' ("rapid whirlpool") between them.  It was the longest place name in an English-speaking country, but it has been challenged by [[Llanfynydd]] (which unofficially changed its name to something longer) and a train stop elsewhere in Wales, but neither of these has received official recognition.  A hill in [[New Zealand]] has the 85-character name (derived from Maori) of ''Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu''.
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''Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch'' (lan-vire-pool-guin-gith-go-ger-u-queern-drob-ooth-clandus-ilio-gogo-goch) is a Welsh word which translates roughly as ''"St Mary's Church in the Hollow of the White Hazel near a Rapid Whirlpool and the Church of St. Tysilio near the Red Cave"''.  The name was coined as a publicity gimmick in the 1860s by concatenating the names of ''Llanfairpwllgwyngyll'' ("St Mary's church in the hollow of the white hazel"), the nearby hamlet of ''Llantysilio Gogogoch'' ("the church of St Tysilio of the red cave"), and the ''chwyrn drobwll'' ("rapid whirlpool") between them.  It was the longest place name in an English-speaking country, but has been challenged by [[Llanfynydd]] (which unofficially changed its name to something longer) and a train stop elsewhere in Wales, but neither of these has received official recognition.  A hill in [[New Zealand]] has the 85-character name (derived from Maori) of ''Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu''.
  
 
Locals refer to the village as ''Llanfair'', or as ''Llanfair PG'' (pronounced roughly "Hlan-var Pee Gee") to distinguish it from other places in Wales called "Llanfair''(something)''".  Although typed as 58 characters, it is technically only 50 letters, because in Welsh ''ll'' ''ng'' and ''ch'' are treated as single letters.
 
Locals refer to the village as ''Llanfair'', or as ''Llanfair PG'' (pronounced roughly "Hlan-var Pee Gee") to distinguish it from other places in Wales called "Llanfair''(something)''".  Although typed as 58 characters, it is technically only 50 letters, because in Welsh ''ll'' ''ng'' and ''ch'' are treated as single letters.
  
The village is divided into two sections: the upper village (mostly older residences) and the lower village (mostly newer commercial buildings, including the train station).
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The village is divided into two sections.  The upper village has mostly older residences and the lower village has newer commercial buildings and the train station.
  
 
==Get in==
 
==Get in==
Llanfair PG is a request stop on the main '''rail line''' between [[Holyhead]] and [[Bangor (Wales)|Bangor]]. It is also reachable '''by car''' via the Menai Suspension Bridge.
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===By Rail===
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Llanfair PG is a request stop on the main rail line between [[Holyhead]] and [[Bangor (Wales)|Bangor]].
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===By Car===
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Also reachable via the Menai Suspension Bridge.
  
 
==Get around==
 
==Get around==
ride a platapus
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As it is a very small town, it is easily walkable.
  
 
==See==
 
==See==
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* <see name="The Town Name" alt="" address="" directions="" phone="" email="" fax="" url="" hours="" price="free">The main attraction in town is easy to find: it's the town's name spelled out on a long sign at the train station.</see>
  
* The main attraction in town is easy to find: it's the town's name spelled out on a long sign at the train station.
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==Do==
  
See pretty pink ponies prance around while they bang manly unicorns.
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* <do name="Climb the Marquess of Anglesey's Column" alt="" address="Brynsiencyn" directions="" phone="01248 43041" email="" fax="" url="" hours="" price="£1.50">You can climb to the top for views over the Menai Strait. The reception is actually the sun room of the family's home which is part of the grounds of the column. Be sure to leave your bags downstairs, because the spiral staircase gets quite narrow towards the top.</do>
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* <do name="Send a postcard" alt="" address="" directions="" phone="" email="" fax="" url="" hours="" price="">Since the postage mark has the entire town's name, it's a easy souvenir to send someone. Be sure to have your own postage though as they run out. The post office is just down the street from the train station.</do>
  
==Do==
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* <do name="Anglesey Sea Zoo" alt="" address="" directions="" phone="" email="" fax="" url="http://www.angleseyseazoo.co.uk" hours="" price="Adult £5.95, senior £5,50, child/student £4.95">Open early February through early November.  Wales' largest marine aquarium, re-creating the habitats of the fauna and flora found around Anglesey and the North Wales coastline, educational as well as entertaining.</do>
 
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*'''Anglesey Sea Zoo''', Brynsiencyn, 01248 43041, [http://www.angleseyseazoo.co.uk]. Open early February through early November.  Wales' largest marine aquarium, re-creating the habitats of the fauna and flora found around Anglesey and the North Wales coastline, educational as well as entertaining. Adult £5.95, senior £5,50, child/student £4.95.
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==Buy==
 
==Buy==
hardcore crack from the back allies
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* <buy name="James Pringle Weavers" alt="" address="" directions="" phone="" email="" fax="" url="" hours="" price="">A large souvenir shop next to the train station. They have Welsh postcards, trinkets, clothes, alcohol, cookies and other gifts.</buy>
u can buy some cheese puffs from a drunk whalesman, he home makes them out of his own bumcrust and some mold shit he got from a dragon, he calls it peanuty delight!
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==Eat==
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==Eat/Drink==
  
 
*'''The Marquis Restaurant''', Holyhead Road, 01248 713340.
 
*'''The Marquis Restaurant''', Holyhead Road, 01248 713340.
  
*'''Tafarn Ty Gwyn''', Holyhead Road, 01248 715599.
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** <drink name="Tafarn Ty Gwyn" alt="" address="Holyhead Rd" directions="just past the train station" phone="01248 715599" email="" fax="" url="" hours="" price="">Small pub that serves food all day.</drink>
  
 
*'''The Penrhos Arms''', Holyhead Road.
 
*'''The Penrhos Arms''', Holyhead Road.
 
*''' Anglesey Sea Zoo''', Brynsiencyn, 01248 430411, fax 01248 430213.
 
 
Your mom's vagina
 
 
==Drink==
 
Go to a pub.
 
  
 
==Sleep==
 
==Sleep==
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There is another drunk welshman who eats u with some tea, and then shitcannons you off the island, its the only escape!!!
 

Revision as of 22:28, 9 September 2012

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch [1] is a small town on the Island of Anglesey off the northwest coast of North Wales.

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Understand

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (lan-vire-pool-guin-gith-go-ger-u-queern-drob-ooth-clandus-ilio-gogo-goch) is a Welsh word which translates roughly as "St Mary's Church in the Hollow of the White Hazel near a Rapid Whirlpool and the Church of St. Tysilio near the Red Cave". The name was coined as a publicity gimmick in the 1860s by concatenating the names of Llanfairpwllgwyngyll ("St Mary's church in the hollow of the white hazel"), the nearby hamlet of Llantysilio Gogogoch ("the church of St Tysilio of the red cave"), and the chwyrn drobwll ("rapid whirlpool") between them. It was the longest place name in an English-speaking country, but has been challenged by Llanfynydd (which unofficially changed its name to something longer) and a train stop elsewhere in Wales, but neither of these has received official recognition. A hill in New Zealand has the 85-character name (derived from Maori) of Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu.

Locals refer to the village as Llanfair, or as Llanfair PG (pronounced roughly "Hlan-var Pee Gee") to distinguish it from other places in Wales called "Llanfair(something)". Although typed as 58 characters, it is technically only 50 letters, because in Welsh ll ng and ch are treated as single letters.

The village is divided into two sections. The upper village has mostly older residences and the lower village has newer commercial buildings and the train station.

Get in

By Rail

Llanfair PG is a request stop on the main rail line between Holyhead and Bangor.

By Car

Also reachable via the Menai Suspension Bridge.

Get around

As it is a very small town, it is easily walkable.

See

  • The Town Name. The main attraction in town is easy to find: it's the town's name spelled out on a long sign at the train station. free.

Do

  • Climb the Marquess of Anglesey's Column, Brynsiencyn, 01248 43041. You can climb to the top for views over the Menai Strait. The reception is actually the sun room of the family's home which is part of the grounds of the column. Be sure to leave your bags downstairs, because the spiral staircase gets quite narrow towards the top. £1.50.
  • Send a postcard. Since the postage mark has the entire town's name, it's a easy souvenir to send someone. Be sure to have your own postage though as they run out. The post office is just down the street from the train station.
  • Anglesey Sea Zoo, [2]. Open early February through early November. Wales' largest marine aquarium, re-creating the habitats of the fauna and flora found around Anglesey and the North Wales coastline, educational as well as entertaining. Adult £5.95, senior £5,50, child/student £4.95.

Buy

  • James Pringle Weavers. A large souvenir shop next to the train station. They have Welsh postcards, trinkets, clothes, alcohol, cookies and other gifts.

Eat/Drink

  • The Marquis Restaurant, Holyhead Road, 01248 713340.
    • Tafarn Ty Gwyn, Holyhead Rd (just past the train station), 01248 715599. Small pub that serves food all day.
  • The Penrhos Arms, Holyhead Road.

Sleep

Hotel

  • Carreg Bran Hotel, Church Lane, 01248 714224
  • Liverpool Arms Hotel, St. George's Pier, Menai Bridge, 01248 712453
  • Henllys Hall Hotel, Henllys Lane, Beaumaris, 01248 810412

B&B

  • Carreg Goch, 01248 430315

Get out

The other villages of AngleseyHolyhead, Beaumaris, Menai Bridge, Llangefni, Ynys Llanddwyn – offer similar small-town Welsh character and remote seaside landscapes, including both lovely beaches and rugged cliffs.

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