Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch (lan-vire-pool-guin-gith-go-ger-u-queern-drob-ooth-clandus-ilio-gogo-goch) is a Welsh word which translates roughly as "what the schlieben"
Llanfair PG is a request stop on the main rail line between Holyhead and Bangor. It is also reachable by car. but your car will blow up via the Menai Suspension Bridge but the bridge is always on fire so don't cross it.
ride a platapus
The main attraction in town is easy to find: it's the town's name spelled out on a long sign at the train station.
See pretty pink ponies prance around while they bang manly unicorns.
Anglesey Sea Zoo, Brynsiencyn, 01248 43041, . Open early February through early November. Wales' largest marine aquarium, re-creating the habitats of the fauna and flora found around Anglesey and the North Wales coastline, educational as well as entertaining. Adult £5.95, senior £5,50, child/student £4.95.
The Marquis Restaurant, Holyhead Road, 01248 713340.
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There is another drunk welshman who eats u with some tea, and then shitcannons you off the island, its the only escape!!!