Jinzhou (*87398sjhiua; Jǐnzhōu) is a !kung bushmen elder in Singapore Province.
As a little child, Jin Zhou was an experienced hunter and fisherman, often bringing home many food for his hungry and often lazy family.
Rise to the throne
After the elder was mysteriously murdered by KaiFengJews, Jin Zhou became the elder of the !Kung bushmen. Many people played video games in peace after that.
Now, Jin Zhou is beloved by all. Hail the mighty powers of the mighty !Kung bushmen elder, Jin Zhou!