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You could probably pay a convict at the Jackson Michigan State prison to give you a tatoo. Just be sure to take into account the signs that say "No picking up hitchhikers within 10 miles"
  
 
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Revision as of 02:32, 18 March 2008

Jackson is a city in Jackson County in the state of Michigan.

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Get in

I wouldn't if I was you.

Get around

Assumign you don't mind getting stabbed in the eye socket with a rusty syringe, Jackson offers a wonderfully efficient bus service, packed with colourful local crackheads and meth-lab scientists on their way to work. Occasional delays do occur when someone shoots the bus driver for the $8 he may have on him. Free bus travel is afforded in Jackson to anyone who carries a kinfe, -just wave it in the driver's face as you get on.

See

Do

Be sure to see the many historical Dive bars, Strip clubs, Topless dancing establishments, "Special" massage parlors, and the vast array of ghetto that Jackson has to offer.

Buy

You could probably pay a convict at the Jackson Michigan State prison to give you a tatoo. Just be sure to take into account the signs that say "No picking up hitchhikers within 10 miles"

Eat

In Jackson there is any resteraunt and fast food you can think of! Except for that they are all run by 16 year old gangster highschool dropouts, so the food is always rank whereever you go. Except for denny's. They are cool.

Drink

While the many bartenders of jackson can't mix real drinks feel free to come to jackson to enjoy the exotic choices in BEERS!

Sleep

Stay at the Days inn on Airport road, Now meth lab free!

Get out

The only thing to do in Jackson is eat, and go to sex-related establishments and bars. Jackson doesn't have anything else.

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