Hell is a village in Norway.
Hell is on the train line to Trondheim.
Chiron the Ferryman will take you on a brieft but traumatic ride across the burning river to Hell. There is a small fee, but what do you have to lose at this point? During large epidemics or wars, the wait for the ferry may be very long as tormented souls crowd the riverbank. There is no reason to be in a hurry anyway.