Difference between revisions of "Hell (Norway)"
Revision as of 18:52, 9 May 2006Hell is a village in Norway.
UnderstandGet inBy trainHell is on the train line to Trondheim. By carThis is one of the most popular ways to get to Hell. Just start talking on a cell phone while behind the wheel and you are sure to end up here sooner or later. By busJust sit you able-bodied butt in the handicapped seat, or bring your smelly, hairy dog or cat onto the bus. You'll end up here. By boatChiron the Ferryman will take you on a brieft but traumatic ride across the burning river to Hell. There is a small fee, but what do you have to lose at this point? During large epidemics or wars, the wait for the ferry may be very long as tormented souls crowd the riverbank. There is no reason to be in a hurry anyway. Get aroundSeeDoLearnWorkWork may be available shoveling brimstone, operating giant bellows, or prodding victims with a trident. There is no pay, but room and board are free in Hell. The boss is tough, but you've already been working for him, haven't you? BuyEatBudgetMid-rangeSplurgeDrinkSleepBudgetMid-rangeSplurgeContactStay safeIt's a little late to worry about that, isn't it? CopeGet out
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