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MY HOUSE is a city in MY TOWN.

[edit] Understand

THIS IS MY HOUSE.

[edit] Get in

DAILY TRAIN SERVICE FROM CAPITAL CITY .

BUS TO AND FROM LOCAL TOWNS AND CITES .

[edit] By plane

NEAREST AIRPORT IS CITY AIRPORT .

[edit] Get around

ON FOOT.

THERE ARE PLANS TO BUILD A METRO AROUND MY HOUSE WITH THE FIRST 2 LINES DUE TO BE COMPLETED IN MARCH 1543.

[edit][add listing] See

THE MAGNIFICANT POSTERS ON THE WALL IN MUSEUM OF MODERN POSTERS.

MANY INTRESTING DOCUMENTRIES AND DRAMA SHOWS ARE SCREENED DAILY.

[edit][add listing] Do

ENJOY A FINE MEAL OF CUSINE

[edit] Learn

MAKE USE OF THE EXTENSIVE LIBRARY AND READING COLLECTING

TAKE PART IN A POLITICS OR LANGUAGE COURSE

[edit] Work

MANY SERVANTS POISITONS AVAILVBLE IF WANTED

[edit][add listing] Buy

MANY VINTAGE ITEMS FOR SALE

MANY MEALS AVAILABLE AND GOOD PRICE TO FOR THE BUDGET CONCCIUSSOUS !!

[edit][add listing] Eat

LOTS OF FOOD AVAILABLE AND FROM AROUND THE WORLD TOO!!

ALL IN ONCE PLACE !! BARGAIN!!!

[edit][add listing] Drink

BEER IS GOOD

FOR LARGER FAN THE CHOICE MAY BE LIMITED HOWEVER

MUCH REAL ALE AND GUINESS IS OFTEN ON OFFER

[edit][add listing] Sleep

YOUR NOT SLEEPING IN MY BED !!!!!!!!!

[edit] Contact

WHEN YOU COME YOU MUST THROW AWAY YOUR PHONE IMMEDIATELY.

[edit] Stay safe

YOU CAN'T STAY SAFE HERE!!!!!!

[edit] Cope

I CANT COPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[edit] Get out

GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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