Wikitravel:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense/MY HOUSE
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MY HOUSE is a city in MY TOWN.
[edit] Understand
THIS IS MY HOUSE.
[edit] Get in
DAILY TRAIN SERVICE FROM CAPITAL CITY .
BUS TO AND FROM LOCAL TOWNS AND CITES .
[edit] By plane
NEAREST AIRPORT IS CITY AIRPORT .
[edit] Get around
ON FOOT.
THERE ARE PLANS TO BUILD A METRO AROUND MY HOUSE WITH THE FIRST 2 LINES DUE TO BE COMPLETED IN MARCH 1543.
[edit][add listing] See
THE MAGNIFICANT POSTERS ON THE WALL IN MUSEUM OF MODERN POSTERS.
MANY INTRESTING DOCUMENTRIES AND DRAMA SHOWS ARE SCREENED DAILY.
[edit][add listing] Do
ENJOY A FINE MEAL OF CUSINE
[edit] Learn
MAKE USE OF THE EXTENSIVE LIBRARY AND READING COLLECTING
TAKE PART IN A POLITICS OR LANGUAGE COURSE
[edit] Work
MANY SERVANTS POISITONS AVAILVBLE IF WANTED
[edit][add listing] Buy
MANY VINTAGE ITEMS FOR SALE
MANY MEALS AVAILABLE AND GOOD PRICE TO FOR THE BUDGET CONCCIUSSOUS !!
[edit][add listing] Eat
LOTS OF FOOD AVAILABLE AND FROM AROUND THE WORLD TOO!!
ALL IN ONCE PLACE !! BARGAIN!!!
[edit][add listing] Drink
BEER IS GOOD
FOR LARGER FAN THE CHOICE MAY BE LIMITED HOWEVER
MUCH REAL ALE AND GUINESS IS OFTEN ON OFFER
[edit][add listing] Sleep
YOUR NOT SLEEPING IN MY BED !!!!!!!!!
[edit] Contact
WHEN YOU COME YOU MUST THROW AWAY YOUR PHONE IMMEDIATELY.
[edit] Stay safe
YOU CAN'T STAY SAFE HERE!!!!!!
[edit] Cope
I CANT COPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[edit] Get out
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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