User talk:Osama bin Hitler
I've been watching with some amusement and some bewilderment as you've appeared here and elsewhere over the past several months, and am frankly just curious as to what the appeal is? Do you enjoy the attention? Are you bored? I'd be very interested in your reasons.
Also, if you are bored, Atlas Shrugged and The Fountainhead (by Ayn Rand) and Into the Wild by Jon Krakauer are all books that you might enjoy. Additionally, should you be interested in making contributions to any articles on this site that meet our policies and guidelines, that is always much appreciated. -- Ryan 02:08, 25 Jul 2005 (EDT)
The yellow dog is a wacko
He is. He's a jap! La CO CO 02:08, 25 Jul 2005 (EDT)
Antarctica & Aliens
Given the amount of work you seem to have put into the Antarctica updates it seemed a shame to let them disappear completely, so Mark moved them to Wikitravel:Bad jokes and other deleted nonsense. Feel free to update it there. -- Ryan 14:17, 30 Jul 2005 (EDT)
Important safety tip
You do know that the US Secret Service actually has an honest-to-god policy about following up on every threat, no matter how obvious it is that a joke is being made, right? Certain imagery is best avoided by anyone who wishes to avoid having the Service interview their Mom, Teachers, Friends, and Employers.
Also, I think is terribly predujucial of you Antarcticans to be making jokes about North Poleans like drawing pictures of the Earth and replacing their Ocean with a picture of a shovel. -- Colin 23:03, 30 Jul 2005 (EDT)