Talk:Northampton (England)
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Why did someone delete mine and my very very naughty friend's amazing wikipediac work of venerable art? I mean, if you're going to delete someone else's hard work, you should at least put an article to replace it. I demand an apology and a full restoration. Or maybe just a doughnut.
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Understand Most Northamptonians are wonderful culturally diverse people. However there are some chavvy personalities dirtying the otherwise clean facade of Northampton's general social welbeing.
Get in Northampton has a bus station, which smells really bad and it was stated on a show about England's worst buildings, and frankly it deserves to be there. It also has a train station, which isnt great but it's okay.
By plane If you wish to hijack a plane this a viable method of gaining access to Northampton but in my friend's experience, not worth the effort. Especially since plane meals are awful.
By train I guess. The train station is conveniently situated about 2 miles away from anything remotely interesting.
By car There are regular car journeys into Northampton. Hijack one, as my very very naughty friend says this is a more viable hijacking method.
By bus I've already mentioned that. Unless you want to be rattled to death and be given evil stares by old people I do not recommend this travel option.
By boat You CAN drag a boat along dry ground. It'll certainly burn off that millies cookie you bought in the Grovesnor Center
Get around Uhh, walk?
See Interesting nightlife, IE Prostitues. However if you prefer doing tourist stuff in the day you can take advantage of the vast amount of chavs and goths wandering around.
Do Nothing. At least nothing worth dragging a boat along dry ground for.
Learn The best way not to get mugged.
Work Why would you want to work there? Aren't you supposed to be on holiday? And if that's the case WHY ARE YOU IN NORTHAMPTON?
Buy A cheap cat glove from a 99p store!! Complete with bells.
Eat Highly over processed over stringified crap. Or a millies cookie.
Budget Highly over processed over stringified crap.
Mid-range Highly over processed over stringified crap. Or a millies cookie
Splurge Go to Greggs and buy food thats not completely made out of sponge
Drink Urine. Or beer. Or both.
Sleep Where ever you like
Budget Floor
Mid-range Comfy Floor
Splurge YMCA
Contact Me!
Stay safe Don't! You must fund the muggers!
Cope Don't go.
Get out THERES NO ESCAPE!
