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Fairfield is the county seat of Jefferson County in Southeast Iowa. It is a small town of about 10,000 people in the Heartland of America. Mount Pleasant is 22 miles to the east and Ottumwa 25 miles to the west.

[edit] Understand

• Understanding comes from within.
• Watch Channel 9 - Fairfield Public Access Community Television [1]
• In order to understand Fairfield you must first understand yourself.
• Listen to KRUU-LP [2], The Voice of Fairfield to get some sense of what's going on around town, and the kind of things people listen to and talk about.
• To gain true understanding, one must release all bonds with the physical world. Do this, and Fairfield will be understood instantaneously.

[edit] Get in

• Astral Projection

[edit] Get around

Bicycles are the preferred means of transportation. So strap on your strap on and get to the dome on time. AJ's Bicycle shop has a wide variety of bikes, antiques, and dildo removing kits.

[edit][add listing] See

• The Domes at Maharishi University of Management (MUM) in Northern Fairfield [3].

[edit][add listing] Do

• The Art Walk takes place on the square every first friday of the month.[4]
• The 24 Hour Gym just incase you need to work out at 3 in the morning.

[edit] Learn

• Home of the Maharishi University of Management and the Maharishi School for the Age of Enlightenment.
• Sanskrit.
• SCI (Scientifically Credible Information)

[edit][add listing] Buy

[edit][add listing] Eat

• Ten-Ten isn't here any more, so what's the point in eating?
• Fairfield has more restaurants per capita than San Francisco, so be ready to see more Thai and Indian restaurants than your Iowan local diners.
• The Hy-Vee Deli is incredible. Try their Jello-Macaroni Salad.
• We subsist on a diet of tofu and wheatgrass juice. anyone caught with Tainted Food is put into slavery at Everybody's Corporation.

[edit][add listing] Drink

• A lot of bars. The only one not filled with 40 year-old truckers is probably Vivos.
• Thousands of coffee shops, be sure to check out Cafe Paradiso in the Broadway building for the best coffee in town. Plus they have live music and you can draw on the tables!
• Revelations cafe is another good place to stop by, with tasty Mocha Java Milkshakes and the best brick oven pizza around. Not to mention the thousands of books available for your perusal.
• Nowhere can really make you a decent Chai Latte.

[edit] Get out

While you still can.

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